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Oliver la Penne


Oliver la Penne

(pn. "AW-liver la PEH-ne")

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Tell your sister I said 'Serale'

Overview​

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Skills 🎻

  • Virtuoso Bard
    • +2 Exp (Unbinding, Level 1), +2, +1, +1, +1, +1, +1, +1, +1, +1 (+2 Level Up), +1 = 15 Song Exp Total
  • Professional Instrumentalist / Vocalist
    • +2 Exp in Lute (Level 1) +1, +1, +1, +1, +1 = 7 Exp Total
Further Reading: Primer to Trades
  • Basic Bitch with
    Dagger Starting Package was "Halberd" but switched it to Dagger via RP lol
    (Level 1)
    • +2 +1, +1, +1 = 5 Dagger Exp total
Further Reading: Primer to Combat
  • Untrained Thief (Level 0)
    • + Pending = 0 Thief Exp

Head :hat1b:

  • Head: Good Hair
  • Neck: Rope necklace
  • Helm: None
  • Accessories: Cheap Earrings

Body :armor1a:

  • Clothes: Mostly stolen from bed buddies, Minstrel Garb (stolen from your boyfriend)
  • Weapon: Lute-Harp ("Betty")
  • Armor: Beautiful Soul, Good-quality full leather armor (Anti-Stab)
  • Pack: Rusty Dagger, Waterskin, Visa, La Booblígrafo "gold, gaudy AF, fine ass pen, and set with little jewels, forming the initials O.L.P. (for the twins, Oriana and Lucille Parker) ... The thing was etched with musical notes and artistically drawn curvaceous women dancing suggestively to said music" ✒️

Legs :boot1a:

  • Legs: Pantaloons
  • Boots: Boots

Whip It 🐎

  • "The Stingray" - Kinky-Sex-Jacuzzi Carriage, equipped with interior bathtub, formerly owned by the sirens
    • One (1) horse named "Duple' or Nothing"

Misc​

  • Hot Weather: Dawg Pack Desert Ninja Outfit (Free 99)
  • 2x Siren Skin, a ghoulish yet uncommon material
  • 2x Siren Larynx, an Alchemical ingredient with properties relating to Song
  • The friendship and respect of the Old Bard, "Bon" John Bovi, who survived after being saved by Ollie and can be called on to help Ollie in the future.

Material Points: +1, +1, +1, +1 = 4 unused MP
Further Reading: Material Points


 

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"Look At Me Now"

- Chris Brown ft. Lil Wayne, Busta Rhymnes

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"Oh Ollie? What about him? What do you mean describe him? Are you a boy lover or something? What do you want to hear? He's average height, below average looks, and an above average voice. The kid's OK. Strange family, though. Can dark skinned folk even have a light skinned child? Now, buy something or beat it."
- Anonymous Hawker​

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A Brief History

Oliver la Penne was born at an unnamed street corner by his unnamed mother who had him out of wedlock. There are a lot of unnamed characters in this story, sorry.

Anyway, he was adopted by a childless Arakmatan couple (also unnamed) who served in a local freak show. What is a 'freak show', you ask? Well, when a male freak is enslaved with a female freak, they generally 'make babies' - as it were - to pass time. Over a series of 'interactions' additional freaks are born. Those that are not born 'freaky' are rendered a freak to save time.

The Arakmatan couple who adopted Oliver? No they weren't freaks. I was getting to that part. They were traveling musicians, husband and wife and adopted child. They taught Ollie how to sing as he grew up to accompany their fine tunes.

Eventually, the freak show reached Prime. Then the Longest Winter happened. All-around-terrible things happened. Business plummeted (people were less interested in freaks when there was plenty of freakish weather to go around).

Not long after the Longest Winter ceased, food riots spurned by grain shortages and price hikes killed business again. By this time, the unnamed Arakmatans Oliver always knew as mama and papa were no longer carefree music people. Papa had taken to the drink, and mama 'miraculously' got pregnant and had a child.

Then one brightening in Spring of Era XVIII, Ollie was given the biggest revelation of his life: he was adopted.

And he had to get his ass out of the house and get a job. So, naturally, he did the responsible, adult, mature thing.

He ran away.

"Oliver la Penne? The Songsters' kid, right? Ya, I know him. He owes you money? Right. What can I say? He's the laziest, stupidest bastard I've ever seen. Oh, you're printing this? Is the boy famous now or something? In any case, tell him he owes Mr. Jones some money. And tell him to stop climbing into my daughter's bedroom!"
- Mr. Jones, local tavern owner.​

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Unbiased, Totally Impartial Description of Self:


Mere words cannot express how Oliver la Penne looks like on good brightenings. Have you ever looked into a lake, just before the suns set, from the skies on a flying castle? Keep looking at the lake. Are you also a demigod or some kind of immortal, amazingly beautiful creature with wings and ageless youth? Look at your reflection.

You're close to seeing what Oliver sees every time he looks into a mirror.

On bad brightenings, Ollie looks like something you pulled out of an alley: unkempt, awkward, and ridiculous to look at. Kinda like Jaedaxians during fashion shows. Minus the thousand-crown gown and make-up.

His eyes are a boring shade of green with an odd golden center. He's not blind, just strange. His hair is a carefree auburn with plenty of knots and lazy curls. Lanky, not too short, but definitely underfed.

Is he heroic? Umblat no. He'd bring you along just to make sure he can jump behind you when the guards start shooting.

TL;DR​

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Class: Bard

Appearance: Red hair, half-elf, lanky, minstrel type, crouching lute, hidden dagger, nice voice, nicer personality (results may vary)

Personality: Happy-go-lucky, attention whore, hedonistic

Alignment: Chaotic Good

Pronouns: He/Him

Orientation: Pansexual
 
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"Time After Time"

- Cyndi Lauper

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Liquidation Calendar​

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Spring of Eighteenth Era​
  • Got kicked out (Open)​
  • Getting a job (Aglet)​
  • Performing in a pub (Open)​
Summer of Eighteenth Era​
  • Tute My Lute (Tercet)​
  • Getting Sticky with Pixies (Audition)​
  • Traveling with the Sticky Pixies (Open)​
  • Entering from down South (Portshire)​
  • Performing in Portshire (Open)​
  • Learning how to use a dagger (CW)​
  • Bar Fight! (Open)​
  • Traveling to ZA​
Twenty-Sixth Era (Paradigm Shift: New Dawn)
Pre-Primesplosion
Summer of Primesplosion
Autumn post-Primesplosion
Uhh, sometime ... later, I guess?
  • Definitely Not Stealing from Nuns (Thievery)
 
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"I Wanna Be a Billionaire, so Fething Bad ..."​


- Travis McCoy ft. Bruno Mars
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Sterling Player (Tier 2): Players at the sterling tier make a below-average wage. This allows them to afford low quality meals and living arrangements. The quality of the items that they can purchase, such as swords or pottery, are of lesser make and material. They can easily afford to stay at cheap inns during travel where fleas and straw piles aren't uncommon bed companions and sour wine and two-day old stew are the best things served. They could possibly afford a one-room fixer-upper home in a rundown section of town, but this is highly dependent on the city.


"Teenage Dream"

- Katie Perry

Associations / Titles / Occupation​
  • Unwanted Association with friends and family​
  • Permanent Borrower of Possessions​
  • Public Bathhouse Entertainer​
  • Traveling Bard​
  • Unauthorized enterer of your wife's Chamber of Secrets​
  • Defender of Drunk Princesses​
  • All Ages Drug Pusher​
  • #1 Subscriber to Liahal's OnlyFans​
  • Gye'ron's Wingman​
  • MILF aficionado​
  • Fan of Sexy Lion White Sauce (aka Markalin's Happy Ending)​
 
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"Silly Love Songs"​


- Paul McCartney
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Spotify Playlist

Further Reading: Spellsong Creation -- Wiki
  1. "Baby" - first composition with lute harp. Banshee's Scream (Shout)
  2. "I Want it That Way" - audition for the Sticky Pixies.​
  3. "Mirror Quest Song" - composed while bumming on a sofa.​
  4. Bad Harmonizing - improvised version of Scales of Dissonance
  5. "Hey, Ollie you're so fine!" - self motivation chant. Cinthera's Accelerando
  6. "Stalking Fenystra Song" - hitting on Green Girl with Wings in Sancta Nova.​
  7. "Feth You" - preemptively breaking up with Fenystra for being hard to get in ZA.​
  8. "What Noobs Are these?" - improvised version of a sorrowful Chant.​
  9. "Let Us Through" - improvised Verse to increase compassion and empathy of targets to make them more likely to help the Bard and his party.​
  10. "Wagon License" - of drivers and cuckolds.​
  11. "Don't Know Why" - Kemite drama theme song feat. Liahal's drugs & Tiyribi's sobbing.​
  12. "This is not real / there's no place like home" - this Chant spreads focus to allies and anxiety to foes.​
  13. "Swallow" - this Chant creates feelings of curiosity and desire to lower inhibitions.​
  14. "Ride Hard" - this Verse casts a Haste effect to everyone around Ollie, including horses.​
  15. Next Hit Single​

Razzle Dazzles ✨

Unique Techniques, Compositions, Masterpieces
  • Super Bass (Technique) - the foundation of Oliver's Shout technique. Learned from the "old bard" while they were trapped in the Siren Sister's dungeons.
  • Duet/Interference/Interception (Technique Combination) - Oliver's incredible narcissism and talents allow him to 'hijack' another bard's spellsong through a duet. This technique has a chance of overpowering the enemy spellsong and allowing Ollie to redirect it back with a well-timed Chant and Shout.

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  • spellsongs that increase damage of allies
  • increase damage taken from attacks (cast on enemy)
  • silence song (makes targets unable to hear)
  • confusion so Bard is harder to see / track
  • Charming (turns enemies into allies temporarily)
  • Hypnosis (makes enemies sleep)
  • Whistling (high-pitch whistle that can destroy glass and small metal objects like locks)
  • Paralysis (stun enemies by shocking their nervous system)
  • Irresistible (charms targets to dance against their will)
  • Aegis (enhances armor and adds magical armor)
  • Astral Bucks Coffee (buffs party so that they can go without sleep without feeling exhausted)
  • Enfeeblement (debuffs mage-users so that they have a very hard time focusing)
  • Medleys (stringing spellsongs together seamlessly)
  • Musicals (spellsongs that enhance other spellsongs by creating a spectacle of Song!)

Initiate

Anthem of Aelyria
Type: Verse
Targets: Area of Effect
Description:
The Imperial March of the Aelyrian Empire, also the Royal March of the Kingdom of Aelyria, was written originally by High Queen Melody de Lylles. It is the stirring national anthem of the Aelyrian Nation which, so long as the March is played, invokes the spirit of glory causing a few notable changes in the companions about the musician: combat maneuvers will be quickened with a minor haste effect, party members will find themselves to have increased physical strength, and those allied with the Bard will gain the benefits of being slightly resistant to fear effects and mundane intimidation due to increased battle morale.

Cinthera's Accelerando
Type: Chant
Targets: Area of Effect
Description:
Syncopated rhythms are the trademark of this eternal classic written by a Medonian princess. Cinthera's Accelerando enables the Bard's party to travel at an increased pace and accelerated velocity.

Scales of Dissonance
Type: Verse
Targets: Area of Effect
Description:
An ear-piercing scream of alternating, opposing chords that rivet up and down the scales creates one of the most cacophonous, but simplest, pieces of music known. Similar to the stoning of a heretic, the Scales of Dissonance will produce a light wave of pummeling damage for the duration that it is played in an area of effect designated by the performer of this dreadful piece.

Wimbly's Woeful Whispers
Type: Verse
Targets: Single - Other
Description:
Originally created to relay orders across a noisy battlefield, this soft, sullen piece allows a Bard to teleport the sound of their voice to a known target of their choice, enabling them a type of one-way communication. Though the original distance spans only a few yards, further experience will allow an even larger gap between the caster and the respondent.


Journeyman

Chords of Cacophony
Type: Verse
Targets: Area of Effect
Description:
Composed by the Bard Antiochus under the reign of High Queen Anna the Strict, the Chords of Cacophony are abrasive alterations of notes that generate a wave of appalling music, instilling fear in the targeted individuals listening to it. Those affected may find themselves shaken, causing their attacks to be significantly less accurate, as well as being unable to steady their nerves or concentrate enough to cast their spells. Targeted creatures with weaker willpower may even freeze in fright or attempt to flee.

Gellyn's Gaudeamur
Type: Verse
Targets: Area of Effect
Description:
Originally a chant guarded by the Priory of Kriskinstat, Gellyn's Gaudeamur is a powerful rhythm that protects the group of adventurers allied with the Bard, effectively increasing their defensive capabilities by greatly reducing the encumbrance of their armaments and equipment, as well as granting an inherent immunity to magical spells so long as the piece is played. Named after Prior Gellyn Ankheris, Fifth Prior of the Defenders of the Faith.

Lion’s Roar
Type: Shout
Targets: Area of Effect
Description:
Named after the creator of the spell, a mighty general known only as the Lion Baron, who often used it right before a charge. The Bard gives out a mighty roar, invigorating nearby allies and increasing their reflexes, speed, strength, endurance, and morale. It also saps enemy morale and decreases their fighting capabilities.

Melody of Concord
Type: Chant
Targets: Area of Effect
Description:
The soothing sensation of peace and tranquility fills an area whereupon this gentle tune is played. Capable of calming down the restless and soothing the angry, those affected by the spell will also find themselves more inclined to tell the truth and also more able to realize when others are being deceptive or lying.


Standard List of Spellsongs (Guide to Song Magic -- Wiki)

Initiate

Cethar's Cadenza
Type: Verse​
Targets: Area of Effect​
Description:​
This upbeat tune is popular in taverns and barracks throughout the Empire. It instills the Bard's companions with cheer, lifting morale, and improving their fighting spirit. Variations of this spellsong have spawned numerous top hits and viral dance trends.​
Antonio's Accelerando
Type: Chant​
Targets: Area of Effect​
Description:​
Syncopated rhythms are the trademark of this classic about a Medonian princess. The Accelerando enables the Bard's party to travel at an increased pace without any additional effort. Merchants tend to invite bards to expedite their journeys. While Orcs have been known to enhance this spellsong with drums and chants before raids and battles.​
Scales of Dissonance
Type: Verse​
Targets: Area of Effect​
Description:​
An ear-piercing scream of alternating, opposing chords that rivet up and down the scales creates one of the most cacophonous, but simplest, pieces of music known. The Scales of Dissonance will produce a light wave of pummeling damage for the duration that it is played in an area of effect designated by the performer of this dreadful piece. Alternatively, the high-pitch sound can be used to inflict headaches instead of physical damage.​
Wimbly's Woeful Whispers
Type: Verse​
Targets: Single - Other​
Description:​
Originally created to relay orders across a noisy battlefield, this soft, sullen piece allows a Bard to teleport the sound of their voice to a known target of their choice, enabling them a type of one-way communication. Aquatic Peoples have been known to adapt this particular spellsong to enhance their echolocation in addition to one-way communication.​



Journeyman

Chords of Cacophony
Type: Verse​
Targets: Area of Effect​
Description:​
The Chords of Cacophony are abrasive alterations of notes that generate a wave of appalling music, instilling fear in the targeted individuals listening to it. Those affected may find themselves shaken, causing their attacks to be significantly less accurate, as well as being unable to steady their nerves or concentrate enough to cast their spells. Targeted creatures with weaker willpower may even freeze in fright or attempt to flee.​
Gellyn's Glamour
Type: Verse​
Targets: Area of Effect​
Description:​
This chant utilizes a powerful rhythm that protects the group of adventurers allied with the Bard. Targets will feel the weight of their armaments and equipment greatly reduced as well as granting an inherent resistance to magical spells so long as the piece is played. Some Bards have been known to use this type of Glamour to create invisible obstacles to confuse their opponents.​
Lion’s Roar
Type: Shout​
Targets: Area of Effect​
Description:​
Named after the warrior-poet who created the spellsong, the Lion's Roar was often used right before a charge. When the Bard gives out a mighty roar, the shout greatly invigorated nearby allies while increasing their stamina and strength. Alternatively, the shout can be used to sap enemy strength and demoralize enemy ranks.​
Mother's Melody
Type: Chant​
Targets: Area of Effect​
Description:​
The soothing sensation of peace and tranquility fills an area whereupon this gentle tune is played. Capable of calming down the restless and soothing the angry, those affected by the spell will find themselves in a very relaxed state and become more inclined to tell the truth. Alternatively, this chant can help the Bard's allies become hyperaware of people's intensions and realize when others are being deceptive.​
 
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